My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

Your father

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk

You have no father and your father is gone

by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023

Daddy faster

Touch grass you bunghole

FUCK ME DADDY FASTER UWU

by Bojler eladó July 26, 2023

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.

co-father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

a father to black berries

i fuck black chicks i could've been a father to black berries.

bro doesn't know where a father to black berries is cause he hasn't been born yet. niggaaaaaaaaaa

by eaturarmimeanspit September 15, 2023