Ethan

An Ethan usually doesn't have a 2 inch dick, its around 0.5 inches and he is proud of it. He always considers himself as the lady's man

look down there, He's an Ethan!

by max coxlong May 7, 2025

ethan

an absolute faggot who loves minors

“Oh look over there hes talking to a child”
“He must he an ethan!”

by Hungry Harold May 12, 2025

ethan

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by meebyvs May 14, 2025

Ethan

A chubby guy whose chronically online, attracts many girls since they love chubby guys. Also seen as loving people like Leon Kennedy

Person 1: Hey look over there, its a wild Ethan

(Chubby fella wearing random anime shirt)

Person 2: O wow! You are right, that is a chubby guy.

by Musicmaxxing May 24, 2025

Ethan

Ethan is a big gooner who is dating a girl to hide his gayness. He loves Michael very much and wishes he could be with him instead of his girlfriend. He is always getting in trouble and crashing out on people, but he never crashes out on Michael because he loves him very much.

Girl 1- Ethan looks at micheal differently than you

Girlfriend-I know he is always hanging out with Micheal and is always talking about him

by totallynotme69 May 29, 2025

Ethan

Ethan is a man (nu duh) and is someone who often likes gaming, enjoys cracking jokes (even if they are old or make no sense in the context) and fighting. He is nice to hang around and is quite funny. Many times when you meet an Ethan they will be a complete dumbass (do thinks like drink soap) but are really smart when it comes to certain things. Overall are a really great friend to have by your side because they once you become friends, they will make funny jokes and will defend you in conflicts.

person 1: oh hey it’s Ethan
person 2: yeah he’s funny and I once saw him protect his friend against a thug
person 3:that’s Ethan for you

by potatomuncher69420 June 11, 2025

Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.

“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025