Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024

a clip around the ear

British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off

Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home

by BlueBerry_Dino April 29, 2017

Ears Day

Happy ears day! (21st jan) Take pics of ur ears and create them as ur whatsaap pfp and have fun confusing people haha! Love from bskskbss 😜

HAPPY NATIONAL EARS DAY PENCHONSW JCKDKSOSS

by Sallyyyytangali January 21, 2021

Ear Rape

A section of a Youtube Poop that includes blasting the audio in a certain scene.

That last Youtube Poop's ear rape broke my left ear.

by Adolf Fishsticks May 16, 2016

Ear wiggin

When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...

I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol

by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016

ear rope

The elongated stretched out skin of a person who has gaged their ears past repair. Long rope like skin hanging in a loop or 2 ropes below the ear.

Whoa did you see that guy's ear ropes?

by BClever November 4, 2014

Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016