dodgy dutch marcus

A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.
"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."

"Rim me."
by yourboss February 13, 2005
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double dutch rudder

Like a dutch rudder, but in addition to holding your own penis with the perfect grip while another person moves your arm up and down for a relaxing effort free handjob exactly how you like it. A double dutch rudder is when you do the above but also shave one of your legs and have a 3rd person move your shaved leg over your hairy leg gently to give the sensation of a women's leg while you rub one out.
Nick: hay Tushka, what are you up to tonight? I've got Ray coming over to give me a dutch rudder.
Tushka: Dude, let me shave one of your legs with my razor and I'll join in to give you a double dutch rudder. Ray can grab your arm and I'll move your shaved leg.
by Benji12369 October 31, 2011
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Dutch clock weights

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,
Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,
by james Venom August 21, 2006
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hot dutch lunch

To defecate in someone's mouth and subsequently have them ingest the faecal matter.
I came home from school early and my mother made me a Hot Dutch Lunch.
by Pisshole August 24, 2006
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double-dutch-runner

similar to the dutch-runner but instead this involves two males each giving each other a dutch-runner, this does make those engaging in the double-dutch-runner gay since they are both doing it to each other.
Sally walked in on Hank and Norm doing a double-dutch-runner, thus finding out her husband was gay and shot herself.
by rjg5102 December 21, 2008
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Dutch auction

n. (1) An auction having several of the same item up for bid at once, with a minimum bid. Bidding starts with people offering a fixed price at or above the minimum for a certain number of, or all of, the items available. Highest offered price wins, regardless of how many items were bid on by that bidder, and winners then descend by final offered price.

A feature unique to this style of auction is that, if a lower-bidding participant bid for x items, but due to higher-bidding winners could only buy fewer than x, he has the right to back out and purchase none at all.

(2) a form of auction similar to the above, once but no longer held on eBay, in which the same rules were generally followed, with rules for bid times and final winning prices calculated slightly differently.
They had ten signed NFL footballs up at the stadium that they were dutch auctioning off for charity- one guy got 5, one got 2, and I got 3 and paid the least!
by Lt. Commander Data March 7, 2011
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Dutch dodge ball

1. Originated in early Holland as they rose up from the oppression. The Vanderdutches began this game to represent their freedom.

2. A form of dodgeball where everyone fends for themselves in a Dutch fashion.
Hey Brandon let's play some Dutch dodge ball at CrossEyed Focus tonight ok?
by Dan Fox December 1, 2004
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