lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

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Door Jamb

a kool homie who jams out to the sound of doors

Whats good, Door Jamb?

by Certified Ant September 20, 2023

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door snow

The snow that gets on your car seat and in your car, when you first open the car door after a snow fall. This term can also be applied to regular entry way doors.

I am going to brush the snow off the car before entering to avoid door snow.

by Petite Agneau January 10, 2014

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