Donkey porter

This when a man finds a donkety and fucks in it's ass until poops and bleeds at the same time.

I am such a big Donkey porter me and my friend did it yesterday.

by Ryan Sebolt October 29, 2007

Donkey Kong

the process in which your penis is sucked.

Haha ya that bitch Yolanda Donkey Konged me in the alley.

by TomasTomas December 22, 2005

Donkey Boner

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick

Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner

by leroy vanderville October 23, 2007

Donkey Dick

This term is used by some Rednecks, referring to Summer Sausage

Hey Duane! Cut up that donkey dick, so we can eat!

by Matt Whiteside January 16, 2008

donkey kick

often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.

yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!

by troy October 30, 2003

donkey sausage

when the bull of the clan masturbates furiously, to the sound of a very large horses hoof

my god father, i thought i heard a donkey sausage.....

by Patrick Duffy August 12, 2006

donkey conk

1.a big friggin nose
2.in the process of saying donkey cock you say conk. hahaha
3. either a large pussing pustule on your face,or a large extension of hair from you face.

1. damn that guy has crazy ass donkey conk
2. i saw this girl in the sauna and i got a donkey conk. i mean cock.hahaha
3.eeeewww you have the grossest donkey conk i've ever seen!or, you slag, shave that donkey conk on your face man!

by EliseAnja December 21, 2005