Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.

Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.

by Tri-sarah Topless June 7, 2021

Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018

Crotch bib

A piece of absorbent fabric worn around the genitals during messy intercourse.

Jenny forgot to bring her crotch bib to the gangbang.

by Pedo phill April 19, 2019

crotch candle

a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....

also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..

don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....

sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....

don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?

by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008

Crotch stink

Vaginal infection (colloquial)

You really need somethin for that crotch stink

by younggong May 16, 2025

music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

by music crothch January 31, 2016

crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.

1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017