Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009

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Cock Robbed

When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.

Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"

by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

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sucker cock

Step 1: get boner
Step 2: get near person of interests face
Step 3: call persons of interests name
Step 4: hope person of interests face turns into boner
Step 5: ram boner in face
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Example) Hey McDowell ima sucker cock coach hill.

by Ben McHammerpants April 28, 2014

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Carson Cock

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS

Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!

by Masturbatorium lover June 02, 2021

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cock jacket

Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.

"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"

"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"

by Gruber December 05, 2007

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