chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more

by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025

Chinese duffel bag

shitting in a duffel bag after eating Chinese food

Holy shit! After eating at Panda Express, there is no other option than to do a Chinese duffel bag

by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021

Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.

It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!

by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023

(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.

the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution

by Vandena January 13, 2021

chinese nakasaka

To put your foot on some ones balls and pull on there legs as hard as you can.

take this bitch :chinese nakasaka:

by hollygrailofftesticles October 6, 2012

Get away from me your chinese

讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬

당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요

あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク

đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks

Get away from me your chinese

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.

Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.

by saralipsy November 29, 2023