Christmas

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!

Can you believe it guys Christmas! Just a week away

by Ronkill30 January 12, 2022

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

Blackest christmas

Going to the mall and dipping your ass in black paint and proceeding to grind on the mall Santa

Yeah me and Jonah had the blackest Christmas

by Hasaf December 3, 2019

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

Christmas-zy

A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.

"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"

by -BlueKirby- December 18, 2019

Merry Christmas

What a girl says when she got some good segggssss

After a long night merry Christmas

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020