un-bacon

Free Range, All Natural, Fat Free, Organic Pussy.

Rex moved closer and caressed her heaving melons. He then went lower, lower to her un-bacon.

by Dick Perses February 12, 2010

Bacon

Uk slang. A uk prison name for sex offender.

Derived from rhyming slang - bacon bonce - nonce.

''That new con on A wing is a bacon'

by Sidders.02 March 27, 2021

Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.

Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.

by Bailey617 December 9, 2013

Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.

Do you believe in baconism?

by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022

bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.

Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"

by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024

Deserve a piece of bacon

To receive earn or wish for a reward after completing a task.

"Well done on the report"
"Thank you, at the very least I deserve a piece of bacon for it"

by Oshi.... December 10, 2023

mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by anonymous July 13, 2023