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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.
Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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shit the bed eileen

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
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magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.
I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.
by pen486386 May 31, 2017
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bed

have sex with.
"I am quite picky when it comes to bedding someone"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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Uno Go to Bed

When one's parent(s) enter the room while their microphone isn't muted and shout "UNO GO TO BED!"
This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.
Nadia the COD Player:Tyla "UNO GO TO BED"
Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---.
Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed
by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024
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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
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