ham

a lump of yummy meat that is good

person 1: can I have said ham
person 2: no, my ham not yours

by 60000 kids are in my basement November 20, 2020

Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions

My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.

by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022

burnt ham

When you burn ham.

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

Ham

To choke at the vital moment. The opposite of clutch.

"he got that girl, but he hammed it in the end"

by Ssike August 4, 2022

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

slice of ham

what you say to someone

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"

by hamfordayzz June 10, 2021

Ham gobbler

A connoisseur of nice milky hams.

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019