hair line salad

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.

Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."

by Wigsobig February 08, 2008

Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy

Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad

by Fetishguru January 18, 2017

California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

by 2RYDIZZLE December 02, 2017

Tossed Salad With Ranch

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.

Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter

by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 23, 2018

Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.

Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!

by Jzanola January 08, 2022

Seven layer salad

When several participants, all dressed in various protein and vegetable costumes, synchronously penetrate each other. Hands down the sexiest shit ever.

"Man, I saw the hottest porno ever the other day. They even pulled off the seven layer salad, complete with dressing!"

by supercartoon101 October 26, 2017

Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021