Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024

shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.

'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'

by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2013

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023