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chintzy jew

someone who is very cheap, like a jew
Man, my job is worse then a chintzy jew. They didn't even pay me for my overtime work.
by lcbears October 23, 2008
mugGet the chintzy jewmug.

Jew-Unit

The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.
"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"
by ryan ryan May 1, 2007
mugGet the Jew-Unitmug.

Jew up

Verb The act of an allegedly slighted individual retaining a high priced consortium of attorneys.
"Why you step on my Bapes, bitch? I mo Jew up and sue yo ass!"
by ThrillKill September 24, 2009
mugGet the Jew upmug.

flip a jew

to freak out, about the same as acting a fool
Don't flip a jew, dad. My girlfriend's not really pregnant. I just sayin' that to fuck with yea
by Rob February 26, 2004
mugGet the flip a jewmug.

jew boo

damn that jew boo is sexy
by chupecabre January 14, 2010
mugGet the jew boomug.

Jew Swisher

One who dabbles in the religion of Judaism as to seem like a nice person, when in fact, they are anti-semetic.
"Ashli do you wanna go jew bashing later?"
"Nah dude, I can't I turned into a Jew Swisher and I have a lot of Torah reading to catch up on before temple on Friday."
by K@tie January 12, 2008
mugGet the Jew Swishermug.

Jew ish

Adj.

Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.
Gentile 1: "You've got a huge nose and a white guy afro...are you Jewish?"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"
by bandaloop January 29, 2019
mugGet the Jew ishmug.

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