prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.

Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha

by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016

bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend

spifey is a pro bed protectioner.

by saarrzzz October 17, 2020

bed burka

Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.

Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.

by demondrum October 18, 2013

roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed

This is a roasting bed!

by DMreal July 16, 2022

bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.

"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."

by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025

Bed Lunch

A term used by the small Canadian population of Miramichi in New Brunswick to define a midnight snack.

Emily, do you want chips for a bed lunch?

by Kasey2023 October 5, 2023

Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.

Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀

by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024