Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014
Get the Bearded Bakerymug. She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
Get the bearded funk boxmug. The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
Get the salted his beardmug. The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019
Get the Jack's Crazy Beardmug. A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
by antellect April 9, 2013
Get the hampster beardmug. by Cheesybearddudr May 28, 2017
Get the cheesy beardmug. A beard that looks good.
by kstache December 15, 2010
Get the Beast Beardmug.