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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.
icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.
by ideefixe March 24, 2022
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Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.
'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'
by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016
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Daddy's Beard

by lolmaster444 January 16, 2022
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No Beard

A guy that can't grow a beard properly. He's Probably a wasted child.
Ksi is a no beard
by Sahan__ October 10, 2020
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Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?
by DagsGen January 30, 2023
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Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood
My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023
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