perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021

Post Flight Clarity

The way you feel for a short period after disembarking a flight. This feeling often causes you to notice little things you typically wouldn’t otherwise, like background instrumentals of songs, and contemplate bigger topics, like any recent issues in your life or things one might even consider philosophical.

Sally: You ever notice how in the beginning of Africa by Toto, you can hear a faint laugh?
Lupita: How and why the hell did you notice that?
Sally: I think it was from the post flight clarity.

by BugBeverage December 28, 2022

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

Post Shartum Depression

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.

John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.

by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012

post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.

It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.

by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

post-Twilight depression

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.

Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.

by Live4Twilight June 30, 2009

Post Baby Pussy

A term for an overstretched, overused vagina that has resulted from the delivery of one or more children.

"Stay away from that old lady my, she has a Post Baby Pussy.

by JDJDJD April 2, 2008