I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

I have all of their albums on nothing

A sarcastic response to a band you do not like. First coined on the Preston & Steve show

Winger is such a great band, I have all of their albums on nothing!

by Mike Whittaked May 6, 2025

i hate u

when an egirl with mixed signals expresses her feelings towards someone on the internet

king julian: is that all? don't you have something to say
egirl: other than the fact that i hate u, no, i don't have something to say.

by chloe burbank March 13, 2022