Threw My Web

To have an orgasm, where the end of your wang is exposed, thus resulting in ejaculate flying across the room as if spider man just threw a mass of webbing

Oh man, did I tell you about the time I threw my web into Jessica's fish tank?

by Beats By Ray December 30, 2014

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sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015

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Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

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rick my balls

A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.

Rick my balls, bitch.

Shut up and rick my balls.

The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.

by GHL Champion December 6, 2013

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cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

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A corruption of a line in the song American Pie, used in past tense reference to getting dangerously close to a Boiling Liquid Evaporating Vapor Explosion. Such explosions are often delayed for some time after the start of a fire heating a closed vessel containing liquid. The fire makes a telltale plume that draws spectators, who often bring their video cameras, and then the container bursts, producing the BLEVE.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE...

I drove my Chevy to the BLEVE and melted my sunglasses.

by Stimpleton J Cat December 9, 2013

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