pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

by knowman December 16, 2009

National grab ass day

National grab ass day it’s August 30th boys will grab girls asses. Boys mostly do this as a fun thing to there female friends and girlfriends! Girls can do it to

Someone:Damn look he just grabbed her ass
Random person:yea ofc it’s NATIONAL grab ass day

by August 30 grab ass day August 29, 2019

Blow your ass out

Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.

You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.

by K4W5 March 15, 2010

more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"

Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!

by swimma101 June 11, 2006

blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.

I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.

by Eluu December 31, 2016

shut yo bitch ass up

man you messed up, just stfu dude

Ashe:"hehehe uwu hey Jake UwU"
Jake: "shut yo bitch ass up tf"

by JustStfuIDidNotAsk October 29, 2021

Bite my shiny metal ass

Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is

1. ASS

by Bob Stevedave August 9, 2004