I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I SHUMMM??!

A variant of the phrase: "I want some"

When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.

Matt: I have some doritos, would you like s-

John: I SHUMMM??!

by BigBoyEatz August 9, 2025

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

i-Pellet

Any smart phone or device connected to the internet (that has social media apps and games) used as a means to get your conditioned reward; your digital buzz; your electronic fix.

Let me see on my i-pellet what time it is...ooo!!! look a new e-mail! And new messages!

by Leco August 19, 2018