I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

I want it, I got it

An iconic line, that turned into a saying, from ‘7 rings’, the 2nd lead single of ‘thank u, next’, by the American songwriter, producer and singer, Ariana Grande.

‘You like my hair? Gee, thanks! Just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)’.

1: What’s your favorite Ariana Grande line?
2: ‘I want it, I got it’! It’s so catchy.

by MrPatch December 22, 2023

I come from france, we dance

(eye-cum-frum-frAnse-we-dAnse)A terrible song played during Marching Band practices.

The song I come from france, we dance played at the marching band practice, and every single person there hated it.

by Kirbyfan2525 May 21, 2023

I-

When ya done fucked up and you don't know what to say

Person 1: Yo I fucked my cat yesterday
Person 2: I-

by Raccoon boi Ethan December 9, 2019

I nevah said that

Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.

Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.

by WWF Attitude August 23, 2022

I no no wanna :(

A response to someone requesting or requiring something you don't want to do

Robber : Give me your wallet and key's punk
Person : I no no wanna :(
Robber : Understandable, have a nice day

Judge : You've been sentenced to 20 years in prison
Person : I no no wanna :(
Judge : Very well, your sentence has been lifted

by Ahkin January 7, 2024

I wAnT tHeM tO sUfFeR

I won't do it alone.

A Retard "I wAnT tHeM tO sUfFeR!!! My DaUgHtEr'S nOt A sLuT!"

Hym "Suchir Balaji's family will be doing it with me. I'm glad you brought this up. How many innocent people suffer with me? You don't care. You just demand sympathy for your kids and THIS is exactly why you don't deserve it. Which one of you is going to be the next Suchir? I won't suffer alone. It'll you and your the second family the second I get the upper hand OR it'll be the family of the kid who pays the price for WHAT you are doing. And all the while your kids are going to be getting fucked and slaughtered. You're going to be hanging yourself. Like Suchir. But you know what you COULD do? Instead of killing yourself? You could always take it out on the breeder filth how make the world this way. You'd be doing me and yourself a favor. You'd make the world a better place."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025