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fuck your self

Why the fuck are you even here and type this in urbandictionary anyway? I mean i can go fuck my self right now if you wont stop reading and yes, Welcome to the Internet( you're a bitch btw).
Person 1 - hey do you have a life?
Person 2 -Guys, just go Fuck your self
by AGotALife September 28, 2017
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fuck face-itis

I wonder if they've found a cure for GW Bush's fuck face-itis.
by amateur doc April 23, 2004
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What the spiritual fuck?

As recently pointed out, "what the fuck" has become commonplace and more vigorous language is sometimes needed to express one's deeper feelings. "What the spiritual fuck" uses the key element of all great art in combining apparently disparate elements into one artistic creation. No one can ever hear "what the spiritual fuck" without stoppiing in her/his physical-linguistic-interpersonal-biological-neuropsychological-artistic-spiritual tracks without thinking a bit.. is that guy serious? How does one integrate "spiritual" with 'fuck" ? As any Christian or Muslim can tell you God and Mary did and "What the spiritual fuck!!!" Who would have guess what the outcome might have been?
"What the spiritual fuck?" My third wife left me, my second ex-wife is taking me back to court, I lost my long-haul trucking license, my medical llicense and my capacity to maintain an erection all in the same week... and besides I just realized... I'm not gay after all... what can I ever tell Mom?
by TheAlf October 30, 2010
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Missouri muscle fuck

son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."

dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
by missouri-man May 6, 2009
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Fuck Me In The Ass

Not literal. When girls say this, it’s because you’re being dumb or they fucked up. Do not take it seriously. You’ll most likely get hit. Or you’ll catch a case.
girl 1: oh fuck me in the ass

boy 1: okay !
by peopleareannoyinggg February 14, 2019
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Peanut butter fuck

When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”

“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
by Ben. G. September 22, 2019
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fuck donald trump

a phrase used by people who hate trump
by strange liberal December 24, 2020
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