Onion Shit

When the shit smells so foul that you legit start crying buttass naked ona toilet

Bro I just came back from an onion shit... Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

by bigman2fat May 3, 2023

shit blowjob

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then asking for a blow job

Jack: Can you give me a shit blowjob
Mia: Yes baby

by bajhur_god September 13, 2020

Shit

A very delicious delicacy used as spices or toppings, mostly used as a solo dish served with boiled pee with tender texture

Person 1: Hey guys Imma take a shit!
Person 2: Oh ok I'll take that too
Person 3: Guess I'll take that too then
Person 4: Nah fuck that Imma take extra juicy black man penis served with ketchup
Waiter: Right away sir!

by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020

Shit

Something that is of no worth or much worth, or just a pile of cow defication.

Get away from my shit!

by CyprusKitty June 8, 2017

shit bear

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.

Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug

by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

unsafe shit

When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.

I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit

by MC Busta November 30, 2020