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Wank You

by gregben March 13, 2022
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Thank you

I will call them now and ask for help.
I love my family and friends, and I don't want to lose them. I want to be there for you again.
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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Fuck you

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Fuck you, bitch.
by fuck fuck fuck fucker March 14, 2022
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timmy keane yammed on you

you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose
Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.
by thebuster March 15, 2022
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i love you

idk but whoever said it lied lol
them: i love you
you: liar
by niyah2sleepy March 15, 2022
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Reap What You Sow

The act of having impregnating a woman on a one night stand. And not showing up until the child's 18th birthday to say "Happy Birthday, you little bastard!"
Wow Kyle, took you long enough to Reap What You Sow
by ilovebewbies March 16, 2022
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fuck/you

Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.
"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"
by casey.gardner March 16, 2022
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