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shit ass balls ton

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
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Grown Ass Baby Manchild

When your an adult and you can't act your age, or, you can not for the life of you handle your alcohol.
When you see a man acting like a child and they are definitely an adult. When you see a drunk man trying to fight everyone. Then you call them a Grown Ass Baby Manchild.
by BerryBitch December 21, 2012
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Mrs long ass head

A very alien looking being with an insanely long head. They like to commit incest, especially with their brothers, but sometimes their dads too.
“Oh look! It’s mrs long ass head off to fuck her brother again!”
by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019
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Ass smells like Foldgers

1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".
Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!
by FakeAorta August 7, 2012
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National Grab Ass Day

On April 12th prepare to have your ass grabbed.
Girlfriend: WTF, John grabbed my ass today!!!
Boyfriend: Nah it’s okay, today is April 12th, National Grab Ass Day.
by bosephabraham April 11, 2019
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A man who is insecure, untrustworthy, lies, cheats, manipulates, a snake, who will pay for sex, has no standards, sleeps with anyone, is community dick, lacks motivation, has nothing to offer but misery, and when he does wrong doesn't care who he hurts, and never apologizes.
Anthony is a trifling Trick ass bitch nigga he be doing the most always on some bullshit!
by SoQueenMichelle December 19, 2021
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