Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB

by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Uncle Naked Spiderman

A gay rapper just trying to make it in something.

Dude Uncle Naked Spiderman just featured on Viagra

by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019

Uncle

Your parents brother whos job it is to constantly sexually harass you and rub you.

Look Jim there is an uncle over there. Let's hope he doesn't hurt you like last time he was horny

by Oaky dokey March 20, 2020

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025

Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.

This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!

by Needle maiden April 22, 2024

uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.

Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang

by MICK-DOG January 16, 2021