Uncle Kirky

A man who has alot of nephews and abuses them everyday.

Uncle Kirky, How are you.

by Joanna urmom May 17, 2022

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.

At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.

by Not Karissa August 26, 2018

Uncle Madeed

The man, the myth, the Mongolian. He rides his flying elephant while eating falafel and snake eyes. He farts eggs and if you mess with him he'll sit on you. He can basically do anything.

Hey Uncle Madeed, got any spare cans of beans so I can fart some eggs. Of course he does, he keeps 100 cans on him at all times.

by Austinn Powerzz October 5, 2020

uncle

what do you mean you just turned 21? damn you pushing 30 dawg

bro you are such an uncle

by szubean November 17, 2025