Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag

Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!

by MuckyMike November 4, 2010

scotty surprise

when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face

scotty v inventor of the scotty surprise

by tango alfa November 20, 2010

surprise shiza

Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.

Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!

by Langdown July 2, 2006

MAPTCO SURPRISE

A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco

"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"

by GURINDA PRANESH September 20, 2008

bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock

why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise

by cuntcakes December 15, 2008

Hydra surprise

1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.

2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.

The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.

by esgaressux March 1, 2008