Hef Day

The act of spending the entire day wearing the pajamas you wore to bed the night before. Usually associated with children, college students and the elderly.

"I was going run errands but decided to take a Hef Day and watch football."

by utlax October 18, 2011

Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.

“Are you excited for December 2nd”

“Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”

by Sishhhk October 29, 2019

An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

by Steve White January 27, 2021

MMA day

Instead of boxing day MMA day is for all MMA enthusiasts, where we go and superman punch any WWE enthusiasts at every wallmart, or videogame store thats having a sale.

MMA day is meant for punching, kicking, guilatining, kimuraing, every god damn item on sale in the stores participating in boxing day

fuck dude i just got put in a kimura by some jacked guy at Zellers

Lets go MMA day all over that poor losers ass

Are you gonna buy me anything for MMA day? No deuche bag i'm not

by fancyfours December 18, 2010

Sexentines Day

People that get together on Valentines Day to only have sex.... A day based more on sex than love...Valentines Day booty call

He's gonna come over on Sexentines Day and we're just gonna fuck.

We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.

by kelredhed February 13, 2010

Gist Day

A holiday celebrated on the eleventh of every month in honor of Gabriel Saporta. To celebrate Gist Day you simply wear a purple or red hoodie.

Gist Day spread the love.

by bandanapanic February 23, 2008