When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
by FredQuackington April 4, 2023

by youre.a.duh_dur_dur November 2, 2017

Random person: "Did you get any of the COVID vaccinations?"
Tom: "Hell no! If I do get any of them, I will contaminate my WHITE GOLD!"
Tom: "Hell no! If I do get any of them, I will contaminate my WHITE GOLD!"
by dmvcam October 21, 2021

by Devin1234sex May 12, 2016

A woman too dumb to be a Gold Digger, but believes she is. She is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prostitute or pornographic actress.
Damn, Sherri thinks she's spending all my dough, but that bitch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain't no gold digger, she's a gold grower.
by The Vile One July 8, 2012
