slutty surprise

When someone unexpectedly sends you nudes without you asking for them.

I was just texting her and suddenly I got this slutty surprise

by the grand willy 69 November 19, 2014

Bubble Gum Surprise

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair

Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?

by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024

heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.

Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.

by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag

Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!

by MuckyMike November 4, 2010

Pineapple Surprise

Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.

Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.

Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.

by Big_Brando_Baby September 1, 2013

The Chocolate surprise

when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.

" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"

by Carls and KC December 26, 2007

Surprise doggy choc

When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.

I gave her a surprise doggy choc.

by Crazy78 May 24, 2019