Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
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Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.
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Get the Sundae Surprise mug.A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
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