Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

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Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

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Vermin Surprise

When you go out with a bang "literally". Having a homemade nuclear device set to go off when you die. Extra points if Vermin Supreme takes your guns and gives you something bigger.

Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.

by Vermin Suprise July 14, 2024

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Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome

“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

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Sundae Surprise

When a girl is giving you head, cum on her face and then throw sprinkles on to her cum covered face and scream sundae surprise!

I gave that girl a sundae surprise last night and it was awsome.

by Dirty Dahm September 15, 2011

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A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.

Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''

by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017

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