stir the crock

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008

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Stir Nation

a nation in which everyone stirs it doggy style

The stir nation is the greatest place to live!

by Number One Eight May 30, 2007

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storyjumper

Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and receive the laughs.

Storyteller - So me and my friends were teepeeing this lady's house. We put toilet paper in her tree and wrapped her car in cellophane and...
Storyjumper- ...and then the lady comes out with a paintball gun and starts shooting at them. (laughter)

by A. C. McDonald December 31, 2008

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STIROOD

Still True if Rubbed Off or Destroyed. Usually used as a footnote to anything written/sprayed/etched/gouged on a desk, wall, or passing cow. If some vandal was to destroy the original message, it would still be true.
Fatal flaw is that if the original message has become void in the eyes of the writer, it is still STIROOD forever, no matter what they think now

Amy is FAF 4eva. STIROOD

by FAT WORM February 28, 2008

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story advice

When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.

Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.

Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.

by obamapproved December 3, 2009

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