Stationory

"When one is too drunk in a bar to move around, they remain stationory at the bar to hold themselves up".

"I was soo drunk on Friday at Emo's bar that I had to remain stationory"

by cvecelli January 22, 2010

Stain Drain

The act of pooping inside a toilet and the poop slides down and leaves a nice brown stain on the inside of the toilet.

He pooped inside the toilet it slide every leaving a nice brown line behind it Bob then yelled out "STAIN DRAIN!!!!!!"

by Fletcher tagell January 8, 2011

Stainyrobics

A hard, intense workout created by SFC Roger "Stainy" Staneglass, chaplain of Camp Swampy army base in North Carolina. He created this to help him stay in shape between church sermons. All his other solider friends often join him in this.

Stainy: Uh oh, its 0500. I better do my Stainyrobics. (starts stretching himself) Sweet Mary, its a great day!

Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?

Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?

Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)

Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?

Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.

Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011

Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".

Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

by petepete518 August 6, 2011

stainwipe

To act like a jackass, an annoying person. A stupidass. One who acts brainless, low IQ.

He is acting like a stainwipe.

by freebyrdtb February 15, 2012

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

staind

A resonating emotion that is eternally trapped inside a music recording.

Eric Clapton unknowingly created a staind when he recorded the song "Tears in Heaven".

by abelboy November 28, 2013