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Shark Attack

When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
by ABKT111017 December 2, 2018
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shark backpack

Last night she showed me her shark backpack.
by lookin4nub December 5, 2018
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Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road
Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.
by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017
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Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
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Pp Shark

A male's whose Pp is so small he has to act like the king of the ocean to fill the space of smallness
Guy 1: That dude is a total Pp shark
Girl 1: I bet he has a small pp
by mr.girl5390 March 12, 2019
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Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.
Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?
by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018
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