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by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024
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Pleasuremancer

A person who is not romantically or sexually attracted to any given sex, but is happy to participate in activities involving sex or sexual fetishes due to knowledge that the play is pleasing to their partner.
Dude: Look, bro, know you're aroace, but I gotta tap.

Pleasuremancer: I got you bro, no worries ;)
by Dhhdhshsh December 9, 2023
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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Sandra anywhere on the complex

Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex

John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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PLEADE

You type so fast, you’ve managed to misspell 1/6 letters in the word “please”. Judging by how fast you’ve typed it, we can safely assume your desperate, heck, even… pleading…
A: No, you cannot drive my car.
B: PLEADE I’LL DO ANYRHINF.
by red2019 August 23, 2024
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pLeAAsEE

pLeAAsEE i need you pLeAAsEE
by yaplover69 February 16, 2024
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Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.
We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!
by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024
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