When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
by Longdonglara September 03, 2021
by rottencock September 12, 2017
Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024
Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024
Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
by bummy holey January 28, 2018
by Shit bitch fuck May 12, 2024