I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

put it on me

This can be a reference to:
a) great or intense sex or other sexual acts

or

b) can be a broader reference for falling for someone, becoming captivated, or falling in love

(for emphasis, often followed by adjectives such as bad, hard, somethin' crazy, somethin' aweful...etc)

a. Damn baby, you really put it on me last night!

b. Girl, I don't know what it is about him, but he's really gettin' to me. I didn't think I'd fall for him, but he's really put it on me!

by Jluved March 26, 2008

pee on

a person of low importance

someone to continueosly make fun of

someone who does eveything for everyone else

shelby was the pee on for her many friends

by john albert franklin October 20, 2008

Putting On A Clinic

1) To excel competitively in an area or sport of some sort. Especially in convincing fashion. Also, going so far as to to rub it in the face of opposition that they are being completely out played.

2) To completely embarass an opponent in competition. As if you are using your skill to punish, and not being humble at all.

Quincy: Damn Smalls. You really don't give a fuck who girl you taking anymore!
John: Ha yeah Tune I'm putting on a clinic in taking other niggas bitches.

by King Quincy November 22, 2011

pretty on the inside

The first album by the grunge band Hole, released in 1991.

Pretty on the Inside is known for its raw, ansty sound.

by retard girl December 7, 2006

P.O.N.T.I.A.C

poor old nigga thinks its a caddillac

i'm not racist either!

by silent assasin July 12, 2005

Poopied On

When someone gets owned.

Dude!! He just got poopied on!

by Harloe August 28, 2009