Fat Baked

Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.

Man I got so "fat baked" last night that I pooped 3 times before it was even noon today.

by Joey Chris March 29, 2010

stupid-fat

Someone is fat for no apparent reason. Due to overeating and lack of exercise because one is just "too damn lazy" to do something about their obvious weight problem.

Aeriel Griffin is stupid-fat because she sits around and eats. The only form of exercise she gets is sex with her smaller than average boyfriend.

by Kagan Phillip April 17, 2010

Fat Chested

When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.

Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!

Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!

Frank- ...

by Steve Traindriver August 12, 2010

fat blanchard

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.

"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"

by Dual K October 23, 2006

snatch fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the vagina. Usually occurs when women are a bit on the hefty side. Resembles a nut hammock when viewed from the rear.

From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!

by DidYouKnow February 18, 2007

Fat Baldy

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!

Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"

by Gastonator January 17, 2008

fat potentiality

When a girl is not fat, and at this point in time she's usually do-able, if not hot, but you know deep down that at some point in her life, she's gonna be fat. It's just inevitable.

Dude 1: Hey man, you still dating that chick Lisa?

Dude 2: Yeah, I really like her, but I don't know about long term. I mean, she totally has fat potentiality.

by SammyMFB October 17, 2007