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Thirteen year old

Although it is an age, it is also used as an insult that is targeted towards horny kids on Youtube, Reddit, or Discord. They can be found in the comment sections of videos or post that have at least one somewhat sexual words included in the title, such as boob or butt. Most Thirteen year olds try to bamboozle people into thinking they are a different age by saying they are a generic adult age such most often 21yo. They also use their Xbox user names as the username on many other sites. There go to comment or reply to somewhat sexual content is “mmh so sezy” and “1 like = 10000000000 sorry to God”.
“Eww, there are so many little horny thirteen year olds that watch this.”
by Yung_Nigget January 1, 2020
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olde time sledding

The struggle to reach the top of the hill before your beverage freezes; ultimately, a metaphor for the human condition.
Eddie got thrown in the ditch by saxophone player from Regina, therefore his beverage had time to pass that quick stage between "slushy" and "frozen". That's olde time sledding for you!
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9 year old

A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.
9 year old: hey, want to friend me in fortnite?
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018
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tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady
john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"
by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008
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OLD MAN CLAN

OLD MAN CLAN

A ONLINE FRATERNITY OF MIDDLE AGE GUYS THAT LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE PS3

www.omconline.net
The old man clan is a group of adult gamers.
by PLEDGE BIRD July 24, 2009
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a load of old bollocks

a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.
"His story was a load of old bollocks."
by Montgomery, James May 13, 2005
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Old Man Syndrome

1. The feeling of being an old man when you really aren't. To feel very very old compared to your actual age.

2. To have bodily pains which aren't that bad but make you feel old.
3. To feel old compared to the people in your life.

4. Staying inside and not going out, while regaling of your youthful days.

5. To look like an old man and/or feel like an old man.
1. After finding out he was seven years older than everyone else at his work, John had a severe case of old man syndrome.
2. After a summer of being a hermit, Jane had a serious case of old man syndrome.
by yumyumgopop September 25, 2010
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