penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

chinese penis

The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.

Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard

An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :

A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.

A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.

A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.

by Dr. Richard Foxworth, PHD November 3, 2006

penis face

An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.

That server was very curt, what a penis face!

by maurad April 18, 2006

Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)

Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!

by Nobli June 1, 2015

Penis Flytrap

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.

Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

penis allergy

Used to describe a woman that is a lesbian.

John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."

by Prescott Peterson June 30, 2011

purple penis

The stage after Blue Balls.

"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"

by matrixy September 27, 2011