NOODLED 

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth

"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"

NOODLED by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019

Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual

did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning

Noodle Spooning by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 29, 2019

Noodles 

The only thing you can afford. Kek

I'm gonna go home and eat some noodles. Kek

Noodles by Pickle man!! January 30, 2019

Noodles 

When someones dick gets chopped off by an angry ex-girlfriend and it looks like noodles.

Damn, homie! She chopped yo dick off, it looks like noodles.

Noodles by TinglyTaco February 8, 2019

Noodel

To destroy somebody in a humiliating way.

We most defenetly noodel(ed) them.

Noodel by Becher Becher February 14, 2019

Noodles 

1. The best food ever
2. Brain, mentality
3. Nudes

1. I proper want some noodles right now
2. I lost my noodles in that exam
3. Ayye gurl send me some noodles

Noodles by I bes very very GAAAY March 23, 2019

noodles 

what guys use when asking girls for nudes, or when they want to send you a dpic

“Hey, noodles?”

noodles by 5839848382828 April 16, 2019