Luna bar girl

Similar to a granola girl in that she generally likes being outside and being active but likes being conventionally attractive enough to never dirt bag it out of her van due to a lack of regular hot showers.

Mary is too tidy and pretty to be a granola girl. She'll go rock climbing on Saturday but still wants to look hot and get a martini with Chad on Sunday. She's more of a Luna bar girl.

by A-terrible-time December 23, 2021

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

grabbing a chocolate bar

at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 3, 2014

bar-b-tude

The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.

What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?

by JoeNJ2 July 6, 2011

Quarter Bar of Death

Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.

A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.

After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load

Looks like this:

|||||_____________

"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"

"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"

by Ms. Paul Kemp February 14, 2012

Klondike bar floozie

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.

by QuacksO September 16, 2014

California chocolate bar

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

by American sadass June 13, 2018