mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.

Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.

by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021

mountain

yes

person 1: what is that
person 2: a mountain dipshit

by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022

Mountain Dew

A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.

“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”

by Sonofaduke February 21, 2022

Beaver Mountain

A very puffy pussy

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.

by richard_harry February 25, 2022

mountain quail

The sexiest quail known to man.

Damn did you see how sexy that mountain quail was.

by Strpojek the strojek March 1, 2022

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 17, 2021

hershey mountain

Its similar to the Cleveland steamer but when you have the Hershey squirts you leave a little mountain on his/hers chest

Bro i just Hershey mountain this chick last night

by Geneva521 August 18, 2021