Math

A subject that is as useful as fucking a cactus

"Dude, last math class was soooo boring"

by Ned_is_ded November 27, 2017

The Trumpification of Singapore Math

When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.

The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.

by Numerati March 20, 2024

Math

U + I = 69

Math = 69

by Abbs_Carroll September 4, 2020

Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

Math

Mental Abuse To Humanity

Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity

by handle587645678942986724386928 October 13, 2020

Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick

nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out

by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020

California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.

Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025