pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

front piping

To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.

By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.

by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 06, 2017

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together

I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.

by Perpetual_Stiffy October 18, 2015

turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.

When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.

by sky10202 October 15, 2023

Pipe King

Someone who pipes so much that he is the pipe king. Elite level piper. Deserves all the respect in the world.

Joe: Yooooo did you see Mark hooked up with that baddie??
Bob: Yeah bro, he's the pipe king!

by mistaflames1996 March 31, 2021