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"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
mugGet the "Dirt Floor" Court Roommug.

dirt pusher

Dirt Pusher: "I'm a fully qualified Landscape Horticulture Technician!"
"You're so full of of yourself, you're a dirt pusher"
by Not Sure About That April 21, 2020
mugGet the dirt pushermug.

Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
by LDS14 May 25, 2018
mugGet the Dirt Napmug.

Dirt bike rider

Complete bad ass. If you call your self cool you best have a mullet and ride dirt bikes.
Look at the mullet on that dirt bike rider, He’s nardicle!
by Dirtbikerboy tqr February 6, 2021
mugGet the Dirt bike ridermug.

Dirt

A synonym of defaecation.
"Jesus it reaks in the bathroom".
"Yeh mate, just took a fuck-off dirt".
by Fragile August 1, 2006
mugGet the Dirtmug.

Dirts

Hey man I’m low on cash want to pick up some dirts?
by Freighttrain4578 November 19, 2017
mugGet the Dirtsmug.

down in the dirt

scandalous, immoral, or “sketchy” activities/situations.
can be drug related, fraudulent, or money scams.
plug: “yoo bro i can get you ts on the low jus holla me”
you: “nah bro ion b getting down in the dirt like that, imma cop it legit”
by 032 December 23, 2023
mugGet the down in the dirtmug.

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